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Saturday, July 08, 2006

Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:41:36 GMT

Classic Summer Activities

Cookouts--Everyone has done this. Where you invite your family or friends and do BBQ in your backyard. When I do a cookout, I cook beef patties, sausages, hot dogs, chicken, pork, shrimp, and any other meat you can think of. I'm Asian, so that means I also eat and BBQ disgusting things. From my personal experience, the key to making the cookout food taste good is to season and marinate them overnight. So that the seasoning and marination seeps into the food. Like any party, a fun cookout requires the following. Bring people that will make others laugh. Bring attractive people. Bring people that can help you cook and serve the food. Bring people that will eat a lot. Bring people that will help you clean up afterwards. Have a kick-ass stereo for the music. Have plenty of beer (preferably imported beers not those cheap domestic beers). And have plenty of food for everyone.

Beaches--Going to the beach is definitely a summer classic. You can go there to play in the water. To build sand sculptures (like sand castles, sand dicks, and other creative sand sculptures). To view the ocean or water. To view beautiful people (and nasty people like a 60 year-old woman in a bathing suit or a 300 pound guy, with his big belly showing, trying to play volleyball).

Amusement and Water Parks--Most of us go to these places when summer comes. We scream and go crazy when we go to these places. These places are a great stress-reliever. I always leave smiling and laughing after going to these places. But the thing is, they can be expensive (even with the season passes).

Celebrating the 4th of July--I personally think that the best time of summer, is during the 4th of July week. There are usually parties everywhere around this week. People are happy during this week because most of them are on vacation. Of course the fireworks. Where would the 4th of July be without the fireworks.

What's your favorite summer activity?

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:37:42 GMT

I will return this week. Sorry for the wait everybody. Hope everyone out there is having fun during this summer (I know I am). As always, the next entry will be fun. Until then, hope everyone is having a fun summer so far.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Wed, 17 May 2006 19:30:18 GMT

Must-See Movies Of The Summer

"Mission Impossible 3"--I saw this movie. It was a fun movie to see. The movie had my dream car (the Lamborghini Gallardo). This movie showed how beautiful Shanghai is. Is it worth seeing? Yes, go see it. Is it better than the previous two MI movies? No. I personally like the first one the best. This movie is now playing.

"X Men 3"--A movie that looks fun to watch. I enjoyed the previous two X Men movies. A movie that always have an all-star cast. If I can choose which mutant I would want to be, I would choose to be Magneto (the guy that can control metals with his psychic powers). This movie will start on May 26.

"The Da Vinci Code"--A bestseller (I'm talking about the book of course) turned into a movie. From my experience, the book is usually always better than the movie because the book has more details and we like details. The movie always usually leaves out every detail of the book. I guess we can expect this. If they toke all the details and put them into the movie, it would probably be a 6-10 hour movie. Tom Hanks, a great actor, plays the lead character. Ron Howard (he directed Apollo 13 and A Beautiful Mind) directed this movie. It will start this Friday.

"Superman Returns"--A guy in tights that can fly. Interesting. I'll go see this. This movie better be good. It starts on June 30th.

"Pirates of the Caribbean"--Johnny Depp, in my opinion, is a great actor. This guy can really act. He's probably looking for his first Oscar. I still remember his 21 Jump Street Days. He's cool-looking too. This movie starts on July 7th.

"Miami Vice"--Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx. What an awesome combination. This looks like a fun movie to watch. I'm definitely gonna go see it. It starts on July 28th.

What movies do you plan on seeing this summer?

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Tue, 09 May 2006 13:51:37 GMT

Sports Cars I would like to thank everyone for commenting. This entry is my 20th featured content, thank you all for making this happen. I will update around Wednesday.

"Lamborghini Gallardo"--This car is my dream car. It has a V-10 engine that produces 520 horsepower. It goes from 0-60 in 4 seconds. The price is about $180,000. I know Lamborghinis aren't reliable as Japanese or even American cars, but they sure are fast and hot-looking.

"Lamborghini Countach"--This was the most famous Lamborghini of all time. It was for sale from 1980 to 1989. This is the one you usually see on posters. They don't make this anymore. But you can still buy them used.

"1980s Ferrari"--This old school car is still a beauty. Similar to Lamborghinis, Ferraris aren't reliable as Japanese, German, and American cars. But similar to Lamborghinis, Ferraris are fast and hot-looking.

"Ferrari 360 Modena"--This is one of the current Ferrari models. I think this is the nicest of the current models. It has about 400 horsepower. It does 0-60 in 4.3 seconds. It's around $175,000.

"Toyota Supra"--The Supra from 1993-1998 was the ultimate Toyota sports car. The car cost around $45,000. The car had 320 horsepower. Of course if you tune it, it should be more than 320 horsepower. This Supra was also hot-looking. Around 2008, Toyota will unveil their next supercar. The car is suppose produce around 500 horsepower without tuning. The car might also be label as a Lexus rather than a Toyota.

"Acura NSX (Honda NSX)"--This was Honda's supercar. It cost around $90,000. It was one of the lightest and balanced car in the world. When it first came out in the early 1990s, it was successful. A lot of people were buying it. It had 270 horsepower and it does a 0-60 in about 5 seconds. These specs for back in the early 1990s were a lot. But of course compare to today's sports cars, these specs are a joke. So currently not a lot of people are buying NSXs. In 2005 Honda stopped the production of the NSX. Honda is now working on a new supercar that will produce about 450-500 horsepower. Whether this new car will be call NSX, we'll not sure yet. We'll found out by 2008.

"Nissan 350Z"--This car is currently the best selling sports car out there. It cost around $35,000. This car is currently Nissan's flagship. When it first came out in 2003, it had 287 horsepower. Now it has 300 horsepower, without tuning. This car, I must say is one good-looking car. This is Nissan's flagship car in America. Else where, it's the Nissan Skyline GTR. Nissan is currently working on the new Skyline GTR. This new car is suppose to produce around 450 horsepower without tuning. This new GTR will finally be available in America. It should be ready in 2008.

"Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution (EVO)"--The EVO is currently the ultimate Japanese sports car. It may not be pretty and nice-looking as the other sports cars, but in terms of performance it's deadly. It does 0-60 in 4 seconds. It has 286 horsepower, without tuning. This is one of the sports cars that proved all-wheel-drive (the other being the Subaru WRX) is better than rear-wheel-drive for a sports car. It is one of the best handling cars out there. It cost around $35,000. Mitsubishi is currently working on the next generation of the EVO. This next EVO should be available around 2008. I know a lot of sports cars enthusiasts are either sided with the Subaru STI or the EVO. There are a lot of debates over these two awesome cars. But I'll go with the EVO.

"Ford Pinto"--This car is a classic. It's well known (for the wrong reasons though). Pinto in Spanish means "to go." What's ironic is that it doesn't go. The Pinto has been part of many jokes (including mine). This car you can say, is charming. If you ride this car around downtown, you will be noticed. People will smile at you. Imagine modifying this car. Putting 18 inch rims on this. Giving it chrome rims. Putting a big-ass spoiler on the back. Giving it a big muffler. Putting HID lighting on it. And riding it around downtown. That would be something.

1.) What's your dream car?

2.) What's your favorite sports car?

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Wed, 03 May 2006 17:00:42 GMT

Gas Prices

Have you been to the gas pump lately? Damn! Those gas prices are outrageous. For me to fill up, it cost $50. Ouch! Back in the old days, it used to cost me just about $20. I guess those days are gone.

Of course I use regular gas. None of those super or plus. I don't care what gas level my car requires for performance, for now it'll be eating regular gas. In my area, some gas stations don't have regular gas. Why? Because they ran out of them. I guess when gas price is this high, regular is the most popular flavor.

Look at Bush here. He's probably happy as hell. Why? His family is in the oil business. When gas prices are this high, expect the oil business people to profit a lot. Hell I would be happy too if I was in the oil business. But I'm not. I'm in the student business, which isn't much profitable, but rather close to poverty.

This guy's probably thinking, "As soon as I fill up my car, I should just fucking jet!" I'm sure you have probably thought of this while at the pump. I have actually seen people fill up their cars and just toke off. What do you expect? Gas price is damn expensive. There are people out there that basically can't really afford gas. So there will be people that will fill up and immediately take off. I think they call this gas crime? Of course some gas stations have cameras. So it would be unwise to do so. But there are those gas stations that don't have cameras. If I was one of the owners of these gas stations, I would worried.

Would I want full service at the pump? Hell no! At these prices, self-service is good enough for me. At these prices, I can't afford to tip these pitiful full-service people.

This pic is just scary and horrifying to look at. This pic is scarier than movies such as The Grudge, Sixth Sense, or The Ring.

How much does it take you to fill up at the pump?

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Tue, 04 Apr 2006 12:53:03 GMT

Public Restrooms

We've all been here. Whether at the mall, school, on a roadtrip, and so on. Most public restrooms are a place of horror. A place where we wouldn't want to go if not necessary. Of course the best restroom is at our own home. At elsewhere, it's always a risk and an adventure.

Why the horror? Most of the time I go to this place, the following is what I experienced. They are always piss and piss stains on the toilet seats. Sometimes they are piss all over the floor. I don't understand why guys can't aim their penis at the toilet accurately. Or maybe because some of them have a long penis and it's hard to aim accurately. They should draw bullseye right on the toilet, maybe that can help.

They are usually shit and shit stains on the toilet seats. It's good that I don't actually sit down on the seat when I have to do a #2. Of course the shit comes in all different colors. Brown, yellow, green, black, red. Red of course means that someone certainly bleeded when they toke the shit.

The smell. The smell of public restrooms is usually, shall we say, "disturbing." It usually smells like shit, piss, and sometimes like sweat. Try going to a public restroom just before going to eat a big meal, chances are after going into the room, you all of a sudden don't feel hungry anymore. You'll probably feel like puking and vomiting. Sometimes when I go into a restroom that smells so bad, I immediately come back out and do it outside instead. Because the smell was so bad, I nearly fainted.

The grafittis. Sometimes when you're in the restroom, it feels like being on Xanga or MySpace. They are so many grafittis on the walls. Topics on the walls include the Iraq War, Bush, gay jokes, sexual positions, contact information, where to buy illegal drugs, poetry, history, science, math. So being in a public restroom can be like being in a school classroom. It can be quite educational. You can also see many artists' work in here. Like pictures of penises and pussies.

Everytime I walked into a restroom and someone's taking a shit, I always notice that as soon as I walk into the room, the person taking the shit always all of a sudden begins to finish up. I don't really understand this. Is he afraid that I'm going to do something to him while he's sitting and doing his thing? Then he's right. I'm a kind of prankster myself. When people are taking a shit, I sometimes will throw stuff at him, bang on the door, kick the door, say something like "Godammit, what the fuck did you eat?!!" "You better wash your ass because you're gonna be stinking the next room you go to!" "Cow shit don't smell this bad!" And at times, I would turn off the light.

Portable toilets. We see them in parks, festivals, and at special events. The worst thing about them is of course they don't flush. Which means going to one of them can be a kind of torture. You get the piss, shit, smell, and the pranks done to you all in one. One of my friends did a prank, on someone that pranked him, in one of these portable toilets. This person went to the portable toilet. He did a #2 because it was taking him a while. My friend, to get even with this person in the portable toilet, decided this was his opportunity. So while that person was in the portable toilet doing a #2, my friend kicked the portable toilet down. We then laugh for a few seconds and then ran like hell. The victim never found out who did it to him. But I'm sure he has his suspicions.

What's your worst experience with public restrooms?

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:20:49 GMT

Beautiful People: Part 1

Where to Find Them

Well technically, beautiful people are everywhere. But based from my own experience, you will have a high chance of finding them in the following places.

Starbucks--Ah yes, usually everytime I go here, I usually see hot girls and from the girls that I dated, they told me they see hot guys when they go there. Starbucks probably has a private policy of hiring attractive people. So when people come here, it's not just for the coffee. It's also for the nice view.

The Beach--A very relaxing and comfortable place. Nice ociew views. Fresh air. And of course beautiful and sexy people. When I go to the beach, yes I enjoy the ociew view and fresh air, but I also (like everyone) check out sexy people. The best place to check out bodies. Of course there are bodies on the beach that are just nasty to look at. Some of these bodies have too many zits on them. Some are saggy. Some are disproportional. And some are too hairy. But generally speaking, most bodies on the beach are eye-candy to look at. Again, the beach is the best place to check out bodies.

Weddings--Everytime I go to a wedding, I always see hot people. A wedding is the best place to see people dressed at their best. The guys have their suits and tuxedos. The girls have their nice dress. In weddings, sometimes I see girls (probably because of their dress) that look hot, but outside of weddings in their regular clothes, they are not. I also notice that in weddings, everyone smells good. They definitely fragranced themselves in weddings. But for me, I hate wearing suits and tuxedos. They may look fancy, but they are certainly uncomfortable. I'm guessing girls are also uncomfortable in their fancy dresses.

Malls--The mall always have hot people in them. According to girls that I've dated, malls are one of girls' favorite places to hang out. So guys, go to the mall if you're looking for girls. I always check out a hot girl when I walk pass her. Sometimes I ask hot girls on the spot at malls for a date. And of course some rejected me, and some actually accepted me.

Parks--Parks are great places to see beautiful people exercising, either walking their dogs or jogging. But unlike the malls, usually there are not that many people in parks.

Nightclubs--Definitely one of the best places to see beautiful people (and drunk and crazy people too). From my experience, girls are sometimes wild here. Some girls just ask you straight out, to date her and dance with her. I usually don't see this in other places. But I'm not complaining because some of the girls that asked me out here were hot. I usually ask girls out here too. Like the mall experience, some rejected and some accepted. Nightclubs, a straight-out party place.

Schools--The best place to see beautiful people. Particularly colleges. I had many girlfriends here. Of course schools are also loaded with ugly people. But let's talk about the beautiful people here. Some teachers are hot. And of course usually the hot teacher are taken. It's always nice to go to their classes. In schools I sometimes see that girls check me out, and when I look back at them, they turn the other way. I guess some girls are shy and don't want you to know that they were checking you out. The nice thing about schools is that if you have beautiful people in your classroom, you get to see them everyday or as in colleges, twice a week. That's nice.

What's your favorite place to see beautiful people?

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 20:24:13 GMT

THE SHOCK

Dexter and Gary are best friends. They met in high school. They have done a lot together. They went through the good times and bad times together. So their relationship is tight. They both recently got accepted to Harvard University. It's now around July. Both of them went with their family on vacation. Dexter is with his family in Las Vegas. Gary is with his family in Disney World. Dexter and Gary are currently talking to each other on the phone. This is where we pick up.

Dexter: So how's Disney World Gary?

Gary: I'm having so much fun here. And how's Las Vegas?

Dexter: I'm having a blast too. So I heard you got accepted to Harvard?

Gary: Yeah I did. I thought I wasn't going to get accepted, but what do know. I heard yiou got accepted too huh?

Dexter: Yep. Guess we're both going to Harvard.

Gary: Hey, why don't we share the same dorm together there. It would be like high school again. Just you and me.

Dexter: Great idea Gary. Let's do that. It'll be fun like high school. Thinking about high school, so many good memories. Remember when we had an orgy together in your room?

Gary: Yeah I remember.

Dexter: Why did you let that girl do all the work for you? You were just lying there. It seem you didn't enjoy it.

Gary: I did enjoy though. Just that I was a little tired that day. That's all.

Dexter: Remember the time in high school when we got back at the janitor for telling on us?

Gary: Yeah, that was wonderful.

Dexter: We pissed all over the boys' restroom and flooded the toilets with toilet papers. That was one of your great ideas.

Gary: Yeah, we had to get back at the janitor for telling on us I figure. And do remember the time when you lend the pencil to the bully for his math test?

Dexter: Hell yeah. I knew he was going to ask to borrow the pencil like always so I brought a pencil from home that I wiped my anus with, and lend him that pencil. I was surprised he didn't smell ass on the pencil.

Gary: Yeah, that was funny. And during lunch, he licked that hands of his. That was nice.

Dexter: Serves him right for wanting to be a bully. And do you remember when we got back at Mr. Smith for giving us detention?

Gary: How could I forget. The following week we pissed and put dog shit on his car. That felt so good in getting back at him.

Dexter: Yeah, that was lovely.

Gary: Do you remember when we had the double date?

Dexter: Oh yeah. Those two girls deserve it. They used and played so many guys. It was time to give them karma.

Gary: Yeah. We toke them to a fancy, expensive restaurant. And when we both finished eating...

Dexter: You and I went to the restroom which had a window big enough for a person to go through, and we went out the window and toke off.

Gary: Leaving those two girls to pay the huge-ass bill.

Dexter: That was also lovely. (Dexter's parents calling him) Hey Gary, I gotta go. See you soon. Take care.

Gary: See you soon too. (Both hangs up)

The setting is now in September. In a Harvard dorm. Dexter and Gary are unpacking their stuff in the dorm. Dexter and Gary are alone in their dorm. This is where we pick up.

Dexter: It's nice that you and I are gonna be together again.

Gary: Yeah it is. I'm glad you're my roomate.

Dexter: Same here Gary.

Gary: (who is now serious, nervous, and a little scared) Dexter, I have to tell you something.

Dexter: (he notices that Gary has a boner) What is it?

Gary: We have been friends for some time now. We went through a lot together. You trust me right?

Dexter: Of course, you're my best friend.

Gary: And you'll still be my friend regardless of what happens right?

Dexter: (Beginning to be worried and suspicious) Yeah, of course.

Gary: Dexter, I'm gay.

Dexter: Stop fooling around now.

Gary: Seriously, I am gay.

Dexter: Are you serious?

Gary: Yeah. I have always been gay. I have a woman's mind, trapped in a guy's body.

Dexter: (who is shocked and a little nervous) You were gay even when we first met?

Gary: Yeah. Sorry that I have hidden it from you. I thought if I just told you from the beginning, you wouldn't want to hang out with me. So are you still gonna be my friend?

Dexter: (after a silence of a few moments) I'll still be your friend.

Gary: (is glad to hear Dexter's response and is in a good mood now) Well, let's finish unpacking Dexter.

Dexter: (who is okay with Gary being gay, and is now in a good, joking mood) So what's up with the boner there? Are you about to ass fuck me? I don't want my asshole to be stretched now.

Gary: It's from holding piss. I gotta go soon. And you know I wouldn't ass fuck you. Your ass is too small. I prefer big asses so that my big dick can fit it perfectly.

Dexter: (who says to Gary jokingly when Gary is about to leave to go take a piss) You better not be on top of me tonight. If you are, I'll gonna knee that ball of yours.

Thank you for reading this story. Next week is my 1 year anniversary with Xanga. I will be doing something you haven't seen on Xanga yet next week. Come check it out on either Monday or Tuesday. Everyone is welcome. Let me leave you with the following question dealing with this gay story here:

If you found out your best friend (who is the same gender as you) was gay, would you continue to be their friend? Why or why not?

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 14:35:07 GMT

(the following entry is part 2 of the previous entry)

(a killer ending, don't miss it)

JACK AND JILL PHONE CONVERSATION: PART 2 (conclusion)

Sarah: Hello?

Jill: Hello back stabber!

Sarah: Jill? What are you talking about girl?

Jill: You fucked Jack! Do I have to say more?!!

Sarah: Jill you know I wouldn't.

Jill: You can cut the acting Sarah. Jack told me all about it!

Sarah: Well that lying bastard (refering to Jack)! After he cummed me, he promised me not to tell anyone!

Jill: Well it is true then. You did fuck Jack! Our long relationship of being best friends is over! You know the $500 loan you gave me? You can kiss it goodbye. Since you wanna screw me, I'll screw you too!

Sarah: Wait a minute! Our relationship can end, but the loan, you better pay me back!

Jill: If I don't, what ya gonna do bitch?!

Sarah: By the way, I was going to tell you about me and Mike. We're a couple now. I'm gonna tell Mike to go kick your ass for the money!

Jill: Mike, Jack's best friend? He already spanked me the other night. He spanked my ass! He spanked it real hard too!

Sarah: So you're a back stabber too bitch! Hold on, I'm gonna call Mike on the other line right now.

Mike: Hello (in a soft and depressing way).

Sarah: Why do you sound so sad Mike?

Mike: Oh, it's you.

Sarah: Yeah it's me. Why do you sound so sad right now? What's wrong?

Mike: Sarah, I have to tell you something important. I went to see the doctor today. My AIDS test came out positive. I have HIV.

Sarah: What?!!!!!!!!!! I fucked you the other day. That means...God dammit Mike!!!!!!!(Sarah suddenly hears a gunshot at Mike's phone line) Mike, are you there? (Nothing from Mike) Good! Die Mike. That's what you should get for giving me AIDS!

Jill: Bitch, are you still there? (talking to Sarah)

Sarah: Jill, I have to tell you something important (Sarah said in a serious, soft, depressed way).

Jill: Yeah, what is it?!

Sarah: Mike found out today from his doctor, that he has HIV.

Jill: (who is now all of a sudden shocked and depressed) That means...

Sarah: That's right. We're all screwed one way or the other. (Sarah then hangs up)

Jill: (goes back to Jack who is still on the other line) Jack, I have something important to tell you.

Jack: Ah, I see you're back. So she admitted in fucking me right?

Jill: Jack, just shut the fuck up and listen.

Jack: Fine, what is it?

Jill: Mike got his AIDS test back today. It came out positive. And Mike and Sarah are a couple. Sarah slept with Mike.

Jack: (who is like everyone else, is shocked and depressed now) So we're all going to die. So the saying, "What goes around, comes around" is true. I'm gonna go to the ocean and walk in the water and never come back. (he hangs up)

Jill: I'm gonna do the same thing (talking to herself) (she then hangs up too).

I would like to thank everyone who read this. I will do another story tomorrow. Next week is my 1 year anniversary with Xanga. I will do something very very special next week. It will be something you haven't seen on Xanga yet. Please come then, everyone is welcome.

Monday, January 02, 2006

Mon, 02 Jan 2006 20:55:24 GMT

WARNING: If you are less than 18 years-old, please go back. This entry contains very sexual language(This is just a joke, read this entry regardless of how old you are).

(Imagine that you broke into one of the Federal government's agencies, and you were able to listen to one of the wire taps. Since the government can wire tap anyone legally according to the Patriot Act, you decided to listen to a random wire tap for fun, and the following is what you hear)

Jack and Jill phone conversation: Part 1

Jack: Please baby don't break up with me.

Jill: What do you mean don't break up with you? Why should I continue to be with you?

Jack: Why do you want to break up with me anyway? What did I do wrong?

Jill: Do I have to spell it out? You know exactly what you did asshole!

Jack: What did I do wrong?

Jill: Fine! If you want me to spell it out, I'll do it then! I saw you fucking someone else!

Jack: Impossible, the only person I've been fucking, is you.

Jill: You're such a liar bitch! I can't believe I have been sucking a dick to a cheating bitch like you!

Jack: Come on, you know I wouldn't cheat on you. That was probably someone else.

Jill: Someone else?!!! How could it be?!!! The person I saw had an ugly-ass nose and a huge mole on that ugly nose. You're the only person I see that has that physical!

Jack: So, you finally admit that my nose is fucked up. That 's nice to know. You're not exactly Miss Universe yourself. Your ass is so saggy. It must've been from all those years of being a slut!

Jill: Why did you go out with me then?!!

Jack: Because you're the easiest girl I knew!

Jill: I'm glad I'm breaking up with you then bitch!

Jack: I'll admit, yeah I did fuck someone else! So where did you see me fucking her?!!

Jill: I saw you at Mike's party. You toke whoever that girl was to Mike's bedroom. You didn't close the door completely. You left a small gap, enough to see you were fucking someone. You were doggystyling her!

Jack: You're absolutely right. I should've shut the door completely, but I guess I was too drunk to realize that! And what the hell were you doing at Mike's party? Why didn't I see you? You told me you were gonna study that night.

Jill: Apparently I lied dumbass! Of course you didn't see me! You were too busy fucking that bitch! Yeah I was studying however. I was studying Mike's dick. I fucked Mike that night!

Jack: So, you're not that innocent! I guess a slut, always a slut. I'm glad we're breaking up then. Guess what? The ring I gave to you, was really from the flea market!

Jill: I should've known! No wonder that ring looks so cheap.

Jack: So, you cheated with my best friend Mike! Guess what? That girl that I cheated with the other night, was Sarah, your best friend!

Jill: Bitch! How could you?!!

Jack: She had a nice ass, I couldn't resist!

Jill: I'm gonna call her on the other line right now! You stay put. The 3 of us will talk!

TO BE CONTINUED (in tomorrow's entry)